This goes out to my friend Jeff who always knew good music when he heard it. BTDubs- this is NOT my fave Stevie Ray song but IMHO is one of the best videos ever made!!! SRV- Rest In Peace…
Kenny Wayne Shepherd, “While We Cry.” One of the best guitar solos I’ve ever heard! Okay Ya, it sounds a little like “Yellow Ledbetter” by Pearl Jam and this is not the best I’ve ever heard him play this song but it IS probably the best video I’ve ever seen of it… BTDubs- this kid was 16 or 17 when he wrote this song. (‘Nuff Said!)
Never was a big Pearl Jam Fan but DAY-ummmm! Eddie Vedder could sing the whole left side of a Chinese Menu and make it sound good…
For Tracy
For Brummy
Best Scoreboard ever!
Getting Ready For School
I don’t get to see my ex-step-daughter’s that much because we live on opposite sides of the country so when I do it’s a real treat…
They may not be of my flesh & blood but I love them very much.
EXCEPT @ 7 o’clock in the morning when they’re getting ready for school…
OMG!!! Pure Evil infests the world for about 45 minutes to an hour and no one is safe.
Not even the cat!
They will eat you for breakfast and spit out your remains and stomp your eyeballs out of your torn, wretched and bloody carcass.
And smile & laugh insanely while they do it.
Which brings me to my point-
Don’t EVER get in between a teenage girl and her bathroom time first thing in the morning while she’s getting ready for school!
EVER!!!!!
I’m not even playing!
I don’t care how BAD you gotta go!!! My advice in situations such as this-
You have 2 options:
Option One- Find a dark corner to hide in & soil yourself. Yep, you heard me, just go ahead & get it over with. Saves a a whole lotta problems in the long run…
For those of you who are not comfortable with Option One, there’s always Option Two- Drive to the nearest gas station to do your business & if you happen to soil yourself on the way, consider yourself lucky to be alive & walking around in poopy pants because I’m here to tell you if you DARE try to defile the water closet during their bathroom time, they will kill you.
Sigh…
Whatever happened to bashing the alarm clock into submission @ 6:50 in the morning, sliding into your jeans, throwing on a T-Shirt, brushing your teeth and being @ the bus stop by 7???
Posting Photos w/ the Tumblr Blackberry App
Ok, I’m absolutely LOVIN’ the BB Tumblr App…
BUT…
Yeah, u knew this was coming, right? No really, been having a lot of fun with it. However, and I don’t know if anyone else has noticed but when you try to post a photo using the Tumblr app, the phone just bogs down and becomes worthless. And the more you try to get it to work, the more useless it becomes. So useless in fact that sometimes you gotta do a battery pull…
Fear not my children, there is an easier, faster & better way!
Instead of trying to post your photo thru the Tumblr App, find the photo you want to post in your BB photo folders. Once you have the desired pic highlighted, press the menu option button (the Blackberry dots) and choose the “send to tumblr” option.
BAM! You’re done. Unless you wanna add a caption but that is basically it.
You’re welcome all you Crackheads!
Hairy Potter
The end is near
I recently drove from Jacksonville, FLA to Chicago, IL. Driving straight thru, and pulling a trailer loaded with furniture, it took me about 21 hours w/ a brief catnap just outside of Atlanta.
Now what is important to know here is that I gave up listening to Talk Radio at the beginning of the year.
Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE listening to Talk Radio, I just got real tired of listening to what terrible shape the world is in because of the economy, global warming, the Democrats, the Republicans, politics in general & how we’re all gonna die anyway because the Mayan Calendar says the world is gonna end in 2012.
Now i’ve been pretty good about staying away from all that mess because all it does is piss you off & make you that much madder because there isn’t anything you can do to change the way things are anyway.
I must confess that I have been suffering a fair amount of withdrawal here lately because there’s just been so much dumb stuff going on that I was dying to get the 411. So, with 20 plus hours & over 1100 miles to kill I broke down, gave in & had a little listen.
Okay, okay, I did a lot of listening & here is my trip in a nutshell-
I started out with Coast2Coast AM. Just as I lost reception I found Bill Bennett, & followed him up w/ Neil Boortz. Rush was next & then came Hannity sounding as shrill as ever. Fred Thompson came next but it was Michael Savage’s pontifications on illegal immigration that did me in.
So what did my journey of enlightenment reveal?
We’re DOOMED!!!
The US of A is gonna collapse financially, Obamama’s gonna rule forever in the.new Islamic States of Mexico & all the honkies are gonna die in 2012 because an asteroid is gonna hit California & cause earth quakes volcanos & tsunamis…
That’s if we don’t all fry from the drought conditions or drown by melting icebergs caused by Global Warming!
Wish now I had never gotten my radioantena fixed, that way I never would’ve known how bad a shape I was in!
My Mom’s On Facebook…
From the “If You’re Gonna Eavesdrop On The Conversation, Eavesdrop From The Beginning!” Chronicles
Walked up in the middle of this conversation the other day:
“How long before the swelling goes down?”
“Bout a week or so.”
“So, whose is bigger, your’s or Joe’s?”
“Joe’s.”
“Don’t know if I’d go around telling people that…”
“Well, it is, he’s got a heavier gauge…”
“Dude! That’s what I call being in touch with my masculinunty!”
“WTF is wrong with u, that sounds dirty!”
“Well YOU were the one telling everyone that Joe had a heavier gauge than you do, so who’s being dirty?”
“You are one sick puppy, you know that? We were talking about tongue piercings.”
“Oh.”
“If you’re gonna eavesdrop on the conversation…”
“I know, I KNOW! Eavesdrop from the beginning!”
Song is French Cancan by Jaques Offenbach.
Additional sounds credited to Valve, specifically from their game Team Fortress 2.
Other stuff is from the 300 trailer and O Little Town of Bethlehem
All other content copyright Jamie Bell (aka DispleasedEskimo) 2010, I guess
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