Actual txt msg transcript Before During & After Hanging @ Tradewinds

• Before Tradewinds Msgs-
• L- When I get drunk, I have a tendency to get into conversations about infections of the body. Someone invent a device to prevent this, please.
• B- lol, being forced 2 take a vacation from me 2nt so we going 2 Tradewinds. I'll be sure 2 convo up body infections w/ da hot chics
• L- I don't think Tradewinds even ALLOWS hot chicks in. I recommend a little pregame drinking there. Then, hit up Mardi Gras.
• B- Don't think they allow flannel @ Mardi Gras.
• B- Been dating myself 4 a year, my standards aren't very high right now, gonna stick w/ Tradewinds. TW good, GOOD TW!
• B- Ok, 1st time I not allowed in Tradewinds. Guess I was wearing 2 much flannel even 4 THEM! American Legion got it going on tho!
• During Tradewinds Msgs-
• B- L, u r SO wrong! After 4 bars, an 18 pack + 5 pitchers, u wouldnt BELIEVE all da hotchics dat showd up @ TW by Last Call!
• B- so I just took 1 4 da team... My drunk friend hit on da REALLY drunk passed out chick sleeping on da bar & scored so I had 2 walk home
• B- 10 miles! Up hill, both ways. In da snow! OMG I sound like my grandparents!
• After Tradewinds Msgs-
• P- I'm SO sorry about last night!
• B- Dude, it's ok! Just tell me it was worth it...
• P- It was
• B- Then u got nothing to be sorry for...
• P- You might be able to hook up w/ her friend
• B- Is that my consolation prize for walking home empty handed?
• P- Yes
• B- I'll take it, when's my appointment scheduled?
• B- Wait! I mean, wot she look like?
• P- She is no beauty queen but I'm sure you would like her...
• P- She has a Harley...
• B- Ewwwww! Is it visible?
• B- Oh, wait! you said HARLEY? Thot u said hickey...
• P- LOL
• P- We haven't made plans yet but they want to get together again
• B- THEY want to get together again? THREESOME? u are da man dog!
• P- Just the one
• P- The biker chick tried to intimidate me but she loosened up later on. It was fun
• P- Cant remember the chick's name I was with. Pretty sure the biker chick is named Sam- Samantha
• B- Hmmm, intimidating biker chicks named Sam don't really seem like my style
• B- Can't really see me riding on the back of a Harley w/ a girl named Sam...
• B- Sigh, the things I do for u; guess I could, it is bike week after all, certainly done stranger stuff in my day...
• B- ok, Moment of truth time- was she as attractive awake & semi sober @ 9 AM as she was @ 1 AM passed out on da bar when u picked her up...
• P- no answer