Bad Toothache

This guy had a really bad toothache, so he went to the dentist. After being examined, he was told the tooth would have to be pulled out.

The cost: $500.

“But I only have $250,” said the unfortunate man.

“That’s OK, I can do it without freezing you first”, replied the dentist.

“That’s not a problem. I’ve only cried twice in my life, so I should be able to take it.”

“Twice?!? What do you mean?” asked the unbelieving dentist.

“Well, the first time, I was out hunting in the woods. I really had to take a crap, and I finally couldn’t take it anymore. So I pulled down my pants, and unloaded right there. The problem was the pile of crap fell on a bear trap, and it snapped shut on my testicles.”

The dentist involuntarily closes his legs, and exclaimed, “WOW, that must’ve really hurt!  But what about the second time you cried…?”

“I started running and hit the end of the chain.”