So this man wakes up in the morning, finds his dog just laying on the ground. Not moving, the man thinks the worse, and takes his beloved friend to the vet.

Placing his dog on the table the man turn to the vet and asks. “What’s wrong with him doc?”

“Well” says the doctor “looks like your dog is dead!”

The owner responds “This can’t be. Can you do any thing to be sure?”

“Yes” says the doctor walking out of the room and bringing a cat back in. He places the cat on the table with the dog. The cat walks around the dog once, looks at the doc, meows and jumps down. “Cat says your dog is dead sir.”

“I can’t trust a cat, that’s ridiculous sir.

“Okay, fine,” and with that the Doctor brings in a black dog. Dog puts his paws on the table, smells the air, barks and jumps down. “Dog says your dog is dead sir.”

Grief filled the man as he responded “Well, I guess it’s so. Thanks for trying doc.”

“I’m here to help” says the doctor “that will be $3,000!”

Quite upset the man yells at the doctor “I just found out my dog is dead and you’re trying to rob me?”

“Well,” says the doctor “my opinion was free, but YOU sir are the one that wanted the CAT scan and Lab test done…