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From the “If You’re Gonna Eavesdrop On The Conversation, Eavesdrop From The Beginning!” Chronicles
Walked up in the middle of this conversation the other day:
“How long before the swelling goes down?”
“Bout a week or so.”
“So, whose is bigger, your’s or Joe’s?”
“Joe’s.”
“Don’t know if I’d go around telling people that…”
“Well, it is, he’s got a heavier gauge…”
“Dude! That’s what I call being in touch with my masculinunty!”
“WTF is wrong with u, that sounds dirty!”
“Well YOU were the one telling everyone that Joe had a heavier gauge than you do, so who’s being dirty?”
“You are one sick puppy, you know that? We were talking about tongue piercings.”
“Oh.”
“If you’re gonna eavesdrop on the conversation…”
“I know, I KNOW! Eavesdrop from the beginning!”
